miiilowo:

when the lyrics you’ve been mishearing are more clever than what’s actually in the song

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theblackparadeisdead:

Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I’m better at enjoying star wars than you are

machinot:

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

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kazehiki:

anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn’t socialized enough as a puppy